Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll.

It's sometimes hot, sometimes cold down here in So.Cal, and the weather's schizophrenia is making me feel a little fractured myself.

How's everyone doing since the 2007-2008 season of television has started? I think that sentence is grammatically incorrect, but so is your mom, so booyah. What's everyone watching? I have been TiVoing the following: Chuck, Bionic Woman, Bones, Ugly Betty, Grey's, 30 Rock, The Office, Friday Night Lights, Pushing Daisies, Brothers and Sisters, Gossip Girl, Heroes, maybe some more that I don't remember. That's a helluva lot of TV, my friends, so most of my free time is spent catching up. I watch so much TV that I've mastered the art of multi-tasking while watching and have discovered several activities which DO and DO NOT work in front of the television. I'm not going to tell you because I might write a book one day and one of you toolboxes might steal my ideas...but I'll give you a taste of what's on the DO list: folding laundry. I hate that shit. Talk about Boreophyll. It makes me a little angry that I have to fold stuff that I'm going to wear and then crumple up anyways. But I'm guessing preserving order is part of what makes civilization work, so I'm gonna have to do my part, and at least I'm being amused by one of the three major networks while I'm doing it.

I also have some Guilty Shows which I have been watching online, thanks to the brilliance of "full episodes" on all the networks' Web sites. I'm not going to name names, but one show does rhyme with "Mivate Mactice" and if anyone asks me why I'm watching, I'll say he rhymes with "Kaye Biggs". If you understood any of that, then you're watching as much tv as I am and should a) get a life or b) give yourself a round of applause (the clapping your hands in a circle kind).